Waiting for The Great Pumpkin

On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch he deems the most "sincere". He then flies through the air to deliver toys to all the good little children in the world (c’est moi). Apparently, according to legend/Charles M. Schulz one can cause the Great Pumpkin to pass him or her by merely saying "IF he comes", as opposed to "WHEN he comes" which is why I have already started practicing my vigil guarding these two beautiful orange squash orbs.

By the way, did anyone know the largest pumpkin ever grown weighed in at 1,140 pounds?  It would take 96 of me to make that equivalent.  That’s a lot of pumpkin.